I wanted to share one of my favorite Passover stories:
Two beggars, Yidel, a Jew, and Ivan, a Russian were both always in need of a good meal. One year, just before Passover, Yidel told Ivan that if he went into a synagogue and pretended to be a Jew, he would surely get an invitation to a Seder. A month later, when they met again, Yidel anticipated an embrace and a thank you. Instead, Ivan fell upon him with blows and curses, and upon finishing told this tale.